Pearl Technicality™ Watercolor Set
"For when 'meh' is good enough."
Introducing the Pearl Technicality Watercolor Set, the world’s most underwhelming paint set, carefully curated for artists who aren’t aiming for masterpieces but still want to make something. These "watercolors" (and we use that term loosely) are as vibrant as your ex’s excuses and have all the staying power of a New Year’s resolution, but by the technicality of water soluble pigment held together by the same crap used in alkaseltzer, these are watercolors, alright!
 
Here’s what you’ll get:
12 Questionable Shades: Including “Regretful Red,” “Why Bother Yellow,” and “Mildly Uninspired Green.”
A Brush (Kind Of): It’s more of a stick with bristles that may or may not stay attached through one use.
Optional Paper: Technically, you can use this paint on paper. Or cardboard. Or, really, whatever you’re about to throw away. This will likely be shipped in paper, as plastic bags would be more valuable (and useful!) than this entire paint set. 
 
Perfect for:
Aspiring artists who just need to start somewhere.
Gift givers who don’t actually know what artists need, nor care enough to find out!
People who enjoy painting for the vibe, not the results.
 
At Pearl™, we believe that art is about expression—not necessarily success. So grab a set, lower your expectations, and enjoy the creative process for what it is: messy, chaotic, and occasionally disappointing.
"Pearl™: Making mediocrity an art form since right now."